People always say that when you love someone, nothing in the world matters. But that’s not true, is it? You know, and I know, that when you love someone, everything in the world matters a little bit more.

Jodi Picoult (via psych-facts)

I want to sleep with you, in the most innocent sense of the phrase. I don’t know, I guess something about being able to synchronize our breathing to our own heartbeats really attracts me to the idea. I’d love to fall asleep to the sound of your voice and the smell of your hair. If I had my way, we’d cuddle and tell each other childhood stories before finally falling into a silent bliss. I want to sleep with you because I want to see if you snore, and if you do, I’ll tease you about it for the rest of our lives together. I want to be able to wake you up with a dozen kisses, just to stare into your eyes and silently communicate to you just how much I love you, because I just can’t find the words. Look forward to waking up to the smell of pancakes and pure sunshine, but don’t go anywhere. Yes that’s right, I’m cooking you breakfast in bed.

HOLY THIS IS UNFAIR.

screams:

I FOLLOW BACK EVERYONE
cynthiatucker:

youshallkneel:

thebrinkofselfdestruction:

punk-princess-93:

jackalakala:

blaperture-mesa:

incrediblyhipster:

migasm:

theflavourofyourlips:

4gifs:

Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone

it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort

HOLY SHIT

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING

WHAT THE EGFUTCKT

IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL

OMFG THIS HAS GOTTA BE ONE OF THE MOST BRUTAL THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN! XD


THERE IS SOMEBODY CLIMBING OUT OF THAT PHONE.

And you thought it was stupid when I gave mine a name.